This exists

http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

What in the world could this painting possible be representing? Feel free to weigh in with a comment. My theory is that it means Barack is providing security and support (as represented by the underwear) to all peoples. And also he fucking loves tacos.

Sean Paul Lyrics Deciphered

Angola!

I feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

"Don't make fun of me.."

Has no one realized that TO's middle name is Eldorado? Seriously. Eldorado. Has this not been made fun of? Ok, right now I am going to google it and see.

There's this, but from what I've seen no one is ripping on him. I guess now that he's on the Bills I won't either, but someone should.

Trip Ideas from February, the black history moth.

Hey guys, it's me Feb! If you're looking for an interesting trip this weekend you could go to my favorite spot, the eternal flame at JFK's gravesite in Arlington, VA. I love this place for many reasons, see if you can name them all!

This is the best!

Here's one to start you out: I sure do appreciate all that JFK did for civil rights!

Happy Birthday February

February, the black history moth, is celebrating a birthday this week. Don't forget to buy him a gift! He's been dropping hints:

That gift/joke works on so many levels it hurts. Other gift ideas include: history books...that's it. He loves history.

Breaking News: Danny Boyle is Rudy Giuliani

Americarulez.com is proud to break the news that Slumdog Millionaire's Danny Boyle is in fact Rudy Giuliani. Rudy, apparently tired of being America's Mayor and constantly reminding everyone to never forget, went into hiding as British director Danny Boyle. I applaud Mr. Giuliani for not only learning film direction so quickly, but also for winning an Oscar.

That's me!

Dame Dash - Murderer?

I just read an article about the dude who allegedly killed Eddy Curry's ex-girlfriend and their child. The story is very sad but I couldn't help noticing that this dude looks exactly like Damon Dash, ex business associate and Roc-a-fella records cohort of Jay-Z. Peep knowledge.

Dame, how far you've fallen.