Breaking News: Danny Boyle is Rudy Giuliani

Americarulez.com is proud to break the news that Slumdog Millionaire's Danny Boyle is in fact Rudy Giuliani. Rudy, apparently tired of being America's Mayor and constantly reminding everyone to never forget, went into hiding as British director Danny Boyle. I applaud Mr. Giuliani for not only learning film direction so quickly, but also for winning an Oscar.

That's me!