Breaking News: Danny Boyle is Rudy Giuliani

Americarulez.com is proud to break the news that Slumdog Millionaire's Danny Boyle is in fact Rudy Giuliani. Rudy, apparently tired of being America's Mayor and constantly reminding everyone to never forget, went into hiding as British director Danny Boyle. I applaud Mr. Giuliani for not only learning film direction so quickly, but also for winning an Oscar.

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Dame Dash - Murderer?

I just read an article about the dude who allegedly killed Eddy Curry's ex-girlfriend and their child. The story is very sad but I couldn't help noticing that this dude looks exactly like Damon Dash, ex business associate and Roc-a-fella records cohort of Jay-Z. Peep knowledge.

Dame, how far you've fallen.