Hilarious and probably true

Peep this: mike tyson's punchout was racist! Also this is hilarious to read.

Sean Paul Lyrics Deciphered

Angola!

Dame Dash - Murderer?

I just read an article about the dude who allegedly killed Eddy Curry's ex-girlfriend and their child. The story is very sad but I couldn't help noticing that this dude looks exactly like Damon Dash, ex business associate and Roc-a-fella records cohort of Jay-Z. Peep knowledge.

Dame, how far you've fallen.

Rappers say the Darndest Things

It finally happened. I've always wondered if rappers could get arrested for confessing to crimes in their rhymes (sorry). I mean DMX and 50 claim to have killed all these people, what if one time it checked out? Or all these guys who apparently have "slung" all these "rocks", can you bring a drug charge? Well I just read that gentleman rapper, Rico Todriquez Wright was recently sentenced to 20 years in prison for aggravated assault after he confessed to the crime in a rap lyric. He apparently said "Chad Blue knows how I shoot", this Chad Blue being the fellow he attempted to murder. I guess that Jay-Z was right about the feds tapping music.

In other news his mother has been sentenced to 50 years in bad parent jail for naming him Todriquez.

In other news Young Jeezy is praying the police don't figure out what "birds", "white", "work", and "O's" mean.

Johnny Cash = Puff Daddy?

This may sound familiar if you know Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues.

I'm not hating on Johnny, but it puts the idea that rappers are 'unoriginal because they sample' in perspective. Interesting.