Apples to Apples for the Chosen People

I went into a toy store today because, f it. So anyway I was looking at the board games and learned that there is an Apples to Apples Jewish Edition. Say Whaaa? Is it against the Old Testament to enjoy outrageous association based games?

What's wrong Abraham?

Nothing...well I want to play Apples to Apples but I'm, ummm, Jewish...

Ouch, sorry brah! You go play solitare and we'll get at you when we're done.

Well fret no more Abraham! We now got kosher a2a son! L'chaim!

Lost FINAL Season

And I could care less. Actually, I'm happy because then peeps will stop talking about. Hold up. I'm being a hater...my b.

The reason why I refuse to watch Lost is I'm afraid I'll like it. Then I'll have to commit myself to watching days worth of television to satisfy my new needs. So I'm just preempting a terrible three day viewing festival where I lose touch with reality. I do this with certain shows to save myself time. Then I use that time to do nothing...but on my own terms. And that's America.

A Message from the Future

New Musings: Black Thought Dominates

Peep my new post on IIIrd World!

Community is my new jam

Have you guys seen this show? It's called Community and it's on NBC on thursday, aka the same as 30 rock and the office, and it's hilarious. Peep it on hulu and get in the know.

New Feature: Musings on IIIrd World!

Hello faithful reader,

You know I stay on my grizzind. I recently started helping out a couple homies of mine over at IIIrd Word so I'll be posting sick stuff over there, but I'll put it here too. But check that site, lots of hip hop stuff if that's your jam.

I'm Back!

I'm back from Cambodia and I still think the Fox NFL robots and crump dancing are retarded. I mean, these robots are pretty much the worst, what is it about the NFL that makes Fox think about robots? Was that a meeting?

"I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Football"

"Dancing robots, next."

And crumping? Especially young white children crumping? No. It's stupid. Flailing as hard as you physically can? Not a fan.

Let's just hope the robots don't start crumping.

Glad to be back.

Where you at?!

Believe it or not one reader who happened to check my blog...I'm not dead. I'm just in Cambodia making sure that America really does rule. Peep http://www.cambrodia.com for a piece of the action.

Peep my stand-up debut!

HA!

Peep my buddy, storytelling phenom Jon Stroud

SpeakeasyDC's Sucker for Love Valentine Special from Amy Saidman on Vimeo.

Hilarious and probably true

Peep this: mike tyson's punchout was racist! Also this is hilarious to read.

Martellus Bennett is still at it!

You guys seriously need to peep this every once and a while. He's taking on the big issues like how to not get killed in a horror movie scenario.

This guy is pure hilarity.

Auto Tune the news

Awesome

1:20 to 1:50 is so good.

Sporcle has changed my life...well day at least

Go to this website. It's nothing but lists that you try to complete before time runs out, like 'all the US presidents' or 'top scorers in NBA history'. It's going to make you so mad when you can't think of things on the tip of your brain; but so happy when you pick them out of thin air. Fun. Very fun. I got 71 out of the 73 teams in the 6 major college conferences and it made my day. Stupid Big Ten.

Suck it

"Bringin' Back Suck It" Part 1 - watch more funny videos

Pure America

Imeem is Hot. If you don't use it you should.

Leaders of the New Cool

Martellus Bennett is a genius

My buddy Dave just put me onto Martellus Bennett's blog. Bennett is a tight end on the Dallas Cowboys and sometimes he says hilarious things. For example:

"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?" (emphasis mine)

I don't even think it's necessarily that funny that he's talking about broads farting. I just think it's hilarious that he says people in Hollywood eat spaghetti and pancakes. That's the ultimate in his mind.

Check it out here and expect big things.

Mad Men: Is this show good?

I obviously have netflix. I also listen to podcasts and read blogs and pretty much absorb all the media I can all day. Many of these mediums have told me that Mad Men is a great show, so I decided to get it conveniently mailed to my house.

I don't know...I just don't know.

I mean it's certainly an interesting show and there is lots of drama unfolding. I also understand that it's a period piece and times were quite different then. But I can't help but get the feeling that everyone in this show is a horrible horrible person. Seriously. Draper's wife is literally the only one who isn't at least a little scummy, but every time I see her I'm afraid she'll crash a car or have some mishap because of her shaky hands. I've only seen four episodes and Draper is cheating all over the place, everyone is cheating all over the place, the dudes are super scummy, even the nice girl lets some scummy dude sleep with her, and it's kind of depressing. Man. It shakes my moral core.

Shit, and now Draper apparently has a super weird past. Just when you start to feel bad for Pete Campbell he's asking his wife to bang dudes so he can get published. Plus that weird little kid of the divorced chick. That's it, I'm done.

Right after this next episode.

What do you guys think? Anything?

You can find me in the club....and by me i mean my weiner

"Ahhh"

This is why America Rulez. A golf club that lets you pee outdoors. Game over.

Woot