Martellus Bennett is still at it!

You guys seriously need to peep this every once and a while. He's taking on the big issues like how to not get killed in a horror movie scenario.

This guy is pure hilarity.

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1:20 to 1:50 is so good.

Sporcle has changed my life...well day at least

Go to this website. It's nothing but lists that you try to complete before time runs out, like 'all the US presidents' or 'top scorers in NBA history'. It's going to make you so mad when you can't think of things on the tip of your brain; but so happy when you pick them out of thin air. Fun. Very fun. I got 71 out of the 73 teams in the 6 major college conferences and it made my day. Stupid Big Ten.

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Martellus Bennett is a genius

My buddy Dave just put me onto Martellus Bennett's blog. Bennett is a tight end on the Dallas Cowboys and sometimes he says hilarious things. For example:

"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?" (emphasis mine)

I don't even think it's necessarily that funny that he's talking about broads farting. I just think it's hilarious that he says people in Hollywood eat spaghetti and pancakes. That's the ultimate in his mind.

Check it out here and expect big things.

Mad Men: Is this show good?

I obviously have netflix. I also listen to podcasts and read blogs and pretty much absorb all the media I can all day. Many of these mediums have told me that Mad Men is a great show, so I decided to get it conveniently mailed to my house.

I don't know...I just don't know.

I mean it's certainly an interesting show and there is lots of drama unfolding. I also understand that it's a period piece and times were quite different then. But I can't help but get the feeling that everyone in this show is a horrible horrible person. Seriously. Draper's wife is literally the only one who isn't at least a little scummy, but every time I see her I'm afraid she'll crash a car or have some mishap because of her shaky hands. I've only seen four episodes and Draper is cheating all over the place, everyone is cheating all over the place, the dudes are super scummy, even the nice girl lets some scummy dude sleep with her, and it's kind of depressing. Man. It shakes my moral core.

Shit, and now Draper apparently has a super weird past. Just when you start to feel bad for Pete Campbell he's asking his wife to bang dudes so he can get published. Plus that weird little kid of the divorced chick. That's it, I'm done.

Right after this next episode.

What do you guys think? Anything?

You can find me in the club....and by me i mean my weiner

"Ahhh"

This is why America Rulez. A golf club that lets you pee outdoors. Game over.

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This exists

http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

What in the world could this painting possible be representing? Feel free to weigh in with a comment. My theory is that it means Barack is providing security and support (as represented by the underwear) to all peoples. And also he fucking loves tacos.

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