Thursday, March 4, 2010

Apples to Apples for the Chosen People

I went into a toy store today because, f it. So anyway I was looking at the board games and learned that there is an Apples to Apples Jewish Edition. Say Whaaa? Is it against the Old Testament to enjoy outrageous association based games?

What's wrong Abraham?

Nothing...well I want to play Apples to Apples but I'm, ummm, Jewish...

Ouch, sorry brah! You go play solitare and we'll get at you when we're done.

Well fret no more Abraham! We now got kosher a2a son! L'chaim!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Lost FINAL Season

And I could care less. Actually, I'm happy because then peeps will stop talking about. Hold up. I'm being a b.

The reason why I refuse to watch Lost is I'm afraid I'll like it. Then I'll have to commit myself to watching days worth of television to satisfy my new needs. So I'm just preempting a terrible three day viewing festival where I lose touch with reality. I do this with certain shows to save myself time. Then I use that time to do nothing...but on my own terms. And that's America.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Friday, January 8, 2010

Community is my new jam

Have you guys seen this show? It's called Community and it's on NBC on thursday, aka the same as 30 rock and the office, and it's hilarious. Peep it on hulu and get in the know.

New Feature: Musings on IIIrd World!

Hello faithful reader,

You know I stay on my grizzind. I recently started helping out a couple homies of mine over at IIIrd Word so I'll be posting sick stuff over there, but I'll put it here too. But check that site, lots of hip hop stuff if that's your jam.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

I'm Back!

I'm back from Cambodia and I still think the Fox NFL robots and crump dancing are retarded. I mean, these robots are pretty much the worst, what is it about the NFL that makes Fox think about robots? Was that a meeting?

"I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Football"

"Dancing robots, next."

And crumping? Especially young white children crumping? No. It's stupid. Flailing as hard as you physically can? Not a fan.

Let's just hope the robots don't start crumping.

Glad to be back.