Netflix is the greatest thing ever

That's Rob Schneider! No way!

I'll admit it took me a long time and I was hesitant to join, but I've finally signed up for Netflix. I haven't even received my first two movies yet and I'm already super pumped. First of all they have every movie I could ever want, ever. And by that I mean 'Surf Ninjas'. Better believe that's in the queue, along with '3 Ninjas' and a lot of 'Entourage'.

Not only does it have an insane collection, it also has free unlimited online stuff as well. Granted, a lot of these movies are super lame, but that's kind of the fun part. I need a reason to watch 'The Cougar Club' and it being free is that reason. I also get shit from my friends for not having seen all these 'classic' movies that came out waaay before I was born. With the help of Netflix I'll win back my friend's respect in no time.

Thank you Netflix. Thank you.

Threat Level Midnight - True American Heroes

The following is why I've been a Slacky McSlackerson on the blog:



TLM = America

The New American Ninja

For those of you who work in tall office buildings you may have witnessed the triumph of the American dream that I call the "New American Ninja". These ninjas are a little different than the traditional ones or even the turtle ones. While they do repel off of skyscrapers and use special weapons to fight enemies, their arch nemesis is window dirt.

Yes, I'm talking about the window washers that semi monthly fly down mine and the surrounding buildings, skillfully removing all dirt in their path. I can't help but notice that most of them appear to be foreign born. Isn't that the beauty of America? What a great country where you can go from being a brain surgeon or politician in your native land and become, for all intents and purposes, an urban ninja. Because, as any five year old will tell you, there is nothing cooler than ninjas (except maybe dinosaurs, but let's be realistic).

Brings tears to my eyes.