America getting out Patriot-ised?

There is a new law being proposed in Thailand that will require all citizens to stop twice a day for the national anthem. They already pump the national jam twice a day anyway, and this law would allow motorists to participate as well. Are Thai people more patriotic than Americans? Is it possible!?

Well lets quickly review America's daily patriotism. Right off the bat I can think of the pledge that students across the nation say every morning. Does that mean adult Americans aren't patriotic? Some people might think so, but those people are dumb. American's prove their patriotism everyday by getting pissed off at politicians who are trying to ruin their country and also getting quality use out of their rights. We love America so f-ing much that the average person probably exercises five or more of the Bill of Rights guarantees EVERY day.

Let's pretend for a moment that I'm an average American. Today I'm exercising at least five rights. You want proof? 1) I'm getting my first on as you read this; 2) Check my apartment, I literally guarantee you wont find any foreign troops quartered up in that bitch; 3) No one is taking my private property without due process (unless they plan on replacing that pasta); 4) Bare arms you say? Wife-beater son; 5) What's that? You couldn't check my apartment for troops? Oh yeah, that's because no illegal search and seizing, punk.

Moral of the story? Your people aren't patriotic because you make them stop in the middle of the street for the anthem, they are patriotic if they get their (insert country name)-on everyday. You better believe I get my America on everyday by working out those old ass rights, keeping them in shape.

America wins.

A Purpose

Well after some thought I'm starting to make some decisions on what America Rulez will be all about. I think that I'm going to use it to comment on America and American culture. Probably hilariously. Stay tuned.

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