Thursday, March 4, 2010

Apples to Apples for the Chosen People

I went into a toy store today because, f it. So anyway I was looking at the board games and learned that there is an Apples to Apples Jewish Edition. Say Whaaa? Is it against the Old Testament to enjoy outrageous association based games?

What's wrong Abraham?

Nothing...well I want to play Apples to Apples but I'm, ummm, Jewish...

Ouch, sorry brah! You go play solitare and we'll get at you when we're done.


Well fret no more Abraham! We now got kosher a2a son! L'chaim!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Lost FINAL Season

And I could care less. Actually, I'm happy because then peeps will stop talking about. Hold up. I'm being a hater...my b.

The reason why I refuse to watch Lost is I'm afraid I'll like it. Then I'll have to commit myself to watching days worth of television to satisfy my new needs. So I'm just preempting a terrible three day viewing festival where I lose touch with reality. I do this with certain shows to save myself time. Then I use that time to do nothing...but on my own terms. And that's America.